ER: the greatest show on earth
Ee-by-ahh - set in a yorkshire emergency ward
ee-ooh-arr - set in a somerset hospital’s a&e department
RE - dyslexia specialising emergency ward
there-you-R - in a wing of a lunatic asylum set aside for people who think they’re austin powers
FR - emergency department on the seine
neen-R - a radio version that consists of just an hour of ambulance sound effects
DR - doctors in it, innit
Eze-R-goode - special guest appearance by the shamen
nee-R: the closest emergency ward to your home
pee-R: doctors and nurses on posters
wE-R-family - featuring songs by sister sledge
TR - doctors sitting around on rows of tables ;)
ee-gar - someone who really wants it to start now..
VR: electronic doctors swan around as holograms fixing dead computers
© 2002 matt and slim
