I’m concerned with the state of the UK music charts.
It seems to be a little underage…
What with acts like Kaci, Omero Mumba, S Club Under 12’s, Embryonic Attack, The Sperm Massive and Glint in the Milkman’s Eye - is anyone in the top ten able to make the most of their new found fame?
For a start, I doubt they would be allowed to open a bank account with decent interest rates without the signatory influence of a parent - yet alone reach the counter in the bank to deposit the money.. hell, they probably can’t even add up how much they earn or write joined up yet.
Where is the fun in being an underage rock and roll star? You can’t booze, drive, do drugs or rampant sex orgies, you’d be stuck at nursery supping on a milk on the carpet whilst teacher tells you stories.
Then on the other hand, with news that Rod Stewart can’t keep up with his twice daily chores, age doesn’t give you all that many benefits either.
