webponce rants

i’m 24 now, and when you reach your ‘mid twenties’, people start buying you grown up presents - okay - technically, i ask for them too. case in point, slim got a toaster and microwave for christmas. i got a dressing gown, and in its defense i did ask for one, so its not a criticism in the slightest. however, it does seem to be the thing which Powergen have been looking for since their inception. I fear it may be the answer to the earth’s power problems. it is the pinnacle of perpetual self fulfilling kinetically created energy. one imperceptable movement from me, and the gown of power generates some 20kW of static electricity. i’m working on a conduit which allows me to transfer the stored energy into some form of battery cells which i could use in my discman - but when i do - don’t be too surprised if in 20 years you’re using units of power called ‘Matts’. kilomatts.

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